Tapestry - Reginald, the half-fish, half-human adopted son of the scandalous duo Humphrey and Giles, was equal parts charm, mischief, and gilled delinquency. A born rogue with a talent for practical jokes and an utter disregard for authority, he was politely expelled from every respectable boarding school from Port Nemo to Palmižana . Headmasters described him as “intolerably impish and perpetually meddlesome.” At home, he was no better—forever leaving trails of water, hiding smoked kippers in the harpsichord, or replacing the butler’s pomade with anchovy paste. And yet, it was impossible to stay cross with him. After all, how do you scold a boy who can pick your pocket, ruin your upholstery, and still kiss you goodnight with the innocence of a guppy.
